"Genius Test"
Author - Unknown
Contributor - Dan Marangiello
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- Do they have a 4th of July in England?
- How many Birthdays does the average Man have?
- Some months have 31 Days, How many have 28?
- How many outs are there in an Inning of Baseball?
- Can a Man in California marry his widow's sister?
- 30 divided by something and then add 10 = 70. What is the Answer?
- If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, How many do you have?
- A doctor gives you 3 pills telling you to take 1 every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last?
- A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
- How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
- A clerk in the Butcher shop is 5'10" tall, medium build. What does he weigh?
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Answers...
- Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Answer: Of course they have a 4th of July. They also have a 5th, 6th, etc.
- How many Birthdays does the average Man have?
Answer: One. How many times were you born?
- Some months have 31 Days, How many have 28?
Answer: All 12 months have 28. They may have more, but they all have 28.
- How many outs are there in an Inning of Baseball?
Answer: Six. 3 in the Top of the Inning and 3 in the Bottom.
- Can a Man in California marry his widow's sister?
Answer: No. If a man has a widow, that means he's Dead.
- 30 divided by something and then add 10 = 70. What is the Answer?
Answer: The Answer is 70. The Equation is 30 divided by a half, add 10.
- If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, How many do you have?
Answer: Two. The apples you took away.
- A doctor gives you 3 pills telling you to take 1 every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last?
Answer: 60 minutes. The medication might last longer, but not the pills.
- A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
Answer: Nine. If all but 9 die, those are the ones left.
- How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
Answer: None. Noah was the one with the Ark, not Moses.
- A clerk in the Butcher shop is 5'10" tall, medium build. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat. Clerks in Butcher shops ususally weigh meat.
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Score Table...
| Items Correct | Catagory |
| 11 | Genius |
| 10 | Intelligent |
| 9 | Smart |
| 8 | Normal |
| 7 | Below Normal |
| 6 | Dumb |
| 5 | Idiot |
| Less than 5 | Shoot Yourself |
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