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B). If you continue without meeting these criteria, 2 Viruses will immediately be downloaded to your PC. |
| Virus 1: | Will cause lazer beams to shoot out of you're monitor. Depending upon the Resolution of your
monitor, this will either heat you're eyeballs to the proper degree to cause them to explode or will bore a hole
directly past your eye sockets, causing the skull fragments to propel out the back of your cranium. |
| Virus 2: | Will erase the software of Virus 1 and all evidence that you ever visited Marangiello.com. |
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